This week has been... interesting, to say the least. I've slept very little and just been kind of a hot mess. It's fine. I go through phases =) We all do. But the things that kept popping up were just total wtf moments. So I share:
1. I received a text from one of my best pals earlier this week. I get a text or phone call occasionally - she just got married and is starting her new life with her husband. I'm happy for them, all that jazz. He's a great guy and she's one that we never thought would find anyone really =D This random hello wasn't the best, however. The text read: "I had a dream last night that you had two kids. It made me smile." That's nice. Really. Thank you! You are wishing the prospect of children on me and you are happy about it. She called another friend to tell her (yet again) that she hopes someday that she can find a REAL and TRUE love like she and her husband have. Look. I'm happy for you. *flash smile* Really, I am. *flash smile* But I do not need you to push your agenda or thoughts or wishes on me. *blink blink* I don't think everyone needs SOMEONE to be happy. Because frankly, they don't. And everyone sure as hell doesn't need children because well, let's be honesty- there are so many children WITHOUT real families now that would benefit from couples not procreating or at least not procreating as MUCH. I don't *want* children. I NEVER have. Why would you send that self-righteous text to me? Because really- that's what it is. Call me bitter- that's fine, I am. Call me bitchy- guess what, I'm that too. But I know it's not just me that sees that as just kinda annoying and perhaps a touch rude.
2. Had clients in the office to sign paperwork yesterday. Getting things from them to complete said paperwork was a bit of a chore, nothing major- client just was a bit slow and difficult. So I sit down to talk to them- I still need a few more things- specifically how much was received in child support this year. "I gave that to you." No sweetie *flash smile* you didn't. Which is why I'm asking. What you gave me was confusing- I just need to know roughly what you've received, since you don't receive it regularly (entirely different rant right there). "I don't know." Okay. Look. I have to know- I *don't* know and have no way of knowing... so I try to talk it out with her. And she finally tells me $300.00 this year. Great! Now- they've been sued 3 times. You get sued, you get a summons. Summons' are printed on green sheets of paper. This has everything I need- docket number, style, attny representing the entity that sued you... I have to have this. "I gave that to you." *sigh* I go through every sheet of paper in the file. No. You. Didn't. It is NOT a big deal- call when you get home, I'll tell you what I need. Not much info- I have docket numbers just have to match the plaintiff's with them. Easy peasy. So I leave, they look over paperwork, I answer a couple questions, and my boss goes to finish up. A bit later, the wife leaves the office. I assume to get sth out of the car or smoke maybe. Time passes... 10, 20... 25 minutes. She calls me in. Says that the husband is going to call back with info, he's going to collect wife and they'll finish signing. Kai... he goes downstairs... boss calls me back in. "She is pissed as HELL at you." *blink* Uh... kai =D Apparently she says I have LOST all the information she gave me. This is all MY fault and I'm just too much to deal with. Huh. Really. Interesting. I explain to my boss that no- never got the info, just now asked for it and it's not a big deal. We come to the conclusion that she's batshit insane and I start to go back to my desk. "Um, you might want to go the back way through the office. She really doesn't want to see you right now and I'd hate for you to run into her." I laugh. Seriously. What else can I do? And I think I'm certifiable sometimes...
3. Sit down at my desk this morning and the phone rings. Yay. "You keep calling my number and it's charging me every time you do. I want you to stop right now." Huh? What's your name, sir? "I'm not telling you. I don't see how that matters you keep calling my number which is 387-???? and you are going to stop." Well actually, I'm not =D If you'll tell me your name I can see if I *have* called you recently... "NO. You don't need my name to stop calling me!" Actually I do... lol. Tell you what. I wish you luck with whatever you're trying to accomplish here... CLICK. Asshat.
1. I received a text from one of my best pals earlier this week. I get a text or phone call occasionally - she just got married and is starting her new life with her husband. I'm happy for them, all that jazz. He's a great guy and she's one that we never thought would find anyone really =D This random hello wasn't the best, however. The text read: "I had a dream last night that you had two kids. It made me smile." That's nice. Really. Thank you! You are wishing the prospect of children on me and you are happy about it. She called another friend to tell her (yet again) that she hopes someday that she can find a REAL and TRUE love like she and her husband have. Look. I'm happy for you. *flash smile* Really, I am. *flash smile* But I do not need you to push your agenda or thoughts or wishes on me. *blink blink* I don't think everyone needs SOMEONE to be happy. Because frankly, they don't. And everyone sure as hell doesn't need children because well, let's be honesty- there are so many children WITHOUT real families now that would benefit from couples not procreating or at least not procreating as MUCH. I don't *want* children. I NEVER have. Why would you send that self-righteous text to me? Because really- that's what it is. Call me bitter- that's fine, I am. Call me bitchy- guess what, I'm that too. But I know it's not just me that sees that as just kinda annoying and perhaps a touch rude.
2. Had clients in the office to sign paperwork yesterday. Getting things from them to complete said paperwork was a bit of a chore, nothing major- client just was a bit slow and difficult. So I sit down to talk to them- I still need a few more things- specifically how much was received in child support this year. "I gave that to you." No sweetie *flash smile* you didn't. Which is why I'm asking. What you gave me was confusing- I just need to know roughly what you've received, since you don't receive it regularly (entirely different rant right there). "I don't know." Okay. Look. I have to know- I *don't* know and have no way of knowing... so I try to talk it out with her. And she finally tells me $300.00 this year. Great! Now- they've been sued 3 times. You get sued, you get a summons. Summons' are printed on green sheets of paper. This has everything I need- docket number, style, attny representing the entity that sued you... I have to have this. "I gave that to you." *sigh* I go through every sheet of paper in the file. No. You. Didn't. It is NOT a big deal- call when you get home, I'll tell you what I need. Not much info- I have docket numbers just have to match the plaintiff's with them. Easy peasy. So I leave, they look over paperwork, I answer a couple questions, and my boss goes to finish up. A bit later, the wife leaves the office. I assume to get sth out of the car or smoke maybe. Time passes... 10, 20... 25 minutes. She calls me in. Says that the husband is going to call back with info, he's going to collect wife and they'll finish signing. Kai... he goes downstairs... boss calls me back in. "She is pissed as HELL at you." *blink* Uh... kai =D Apparently she says I have LOST all the information she gave me. This is all MY fault and I'm just too much to deal with. Huh. Really. Interesting. I explain to my boss that no- never got the info, just now asked for it and it's not a big deal. We come to the conclusion that she's batshit insane and I start to go back to my desk. "Um, you might want to go the back way through the office. She really doesn't want to see you right now and I'd hate for you to run into her." I laugh. Seriously. What else can I do? And I think I'm certifiable sometimes...
3. Sit down at my desk this morning and the phone rings. Yay. "You keep calling my number and it's charging me every time you do. I want you to stop right now." Huh? What's your name, sir? "I'm not telling you. I don't see how that matters you keep calling my number which is 387-???? and you are going to stop." Well actually, I'm not =D If you'll tell me your name I can see if I *have* called you recently... "NO. You don't need my name to stop calling me!" Actually I do... lol. Tell you what. I wish you luck with whatever you're trying to accomplish here... CLICK. Asshat.
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