I haven't written lately because I've been very busy growing to hate my job more than anything in the free world. I've also been very busy answering the 37,000 questions my boss has about each phone call I take, the questions about who is in the parking lot, the questions about why copies look the way they do, and listening to how I would surely fail as a parent and need 'therapy'. True story. Anyway, I'm working on a case that's just too good to not publically vent about. Well that and Teresa is making me do this. She might be little, but her boobs aren't- and they are what I really fear.
So we have these clients who own some business I couldn't give half a shit about, I assure you. This business is housed in a building on acreage and said building and acreage is secured by a $500k loan. However, the clients felt that disclosing the location of the property was just not necessary. They also apparently felt that when they ran out of space on the questionnaire provided to them, that meant they didn't have to include the rest of their shit. Not that what they did provide was much help, as I had trouble deciphering most of it:
Yes. That says 'House & A*beginning of what I assume is the letter 'c'*. It was not felt that a second word was necessary, and this was apparently the sentiment a few times over:
Yes, that is MY handwriting with the SLASH OUT 06- WRITE IN 05 bullshit you see. 1. To not know the exact year of your vehicle is just fucking stupid. 2. Again, why not FINISH YOUR FUCKING WORD? It's like you just got tired and couldn't muster the energy to do this shit. REALLY? You lazy whore. Damn.
Moving forward, the writing was in and of itself hard to read. I don't like cursive. I think it's stupid. *shrug* That's my opinion, and yeah yeah- opinions are like assholes and blah blah blah, but really. This handwriting sucks. And apparently, says "FUCK YOU!" to basic penmanship or whatever it would be called, as crossing the letter 't' nowadays is just TOO MUCH TO HANDLE... even though you did it already:
*headdesk* Just... *headesk* BUT WAIT FOR IT...
That says "Hornsby Steele"- that is not the word "Harnsby", just FYI... because it actually IS, but HARNSBY is non-existent. And "Allorney" is the fancy word for "laywer" where she's from I guess. I don't know. I just can't even look at this anymore. I'm going to Taco Bell to drown my frustration in liquid cheese. Happy Cinco de Mayo, bitches.
So we have these clients who own some business I couldn't give half a shit about, I assure you. This business is housed in a building on acreage and said building and acreage is secured by a $500k loan. However, the clients felt that disclosing the location of the property was just not necessary. They also apparently felt that when they ran out of space on the questionnaire provided to them, that meant they didn't have to include the rest of their shit. Not that what they did provide was much help, as I had trouble deciphering most of it:
Yes. That says 'House & A*beginning of what I assume is the letter 'c'*. It was not felt that a second word was necessary, and this was apparently the sentiment a few times over:
Yes, that is MY handwriting with the SLASH OUT 06- WRITE IN 05 bullshit you see. 1. To not know the exact year of your vehicle is just fucking stupid. 2. Again, why not FINISH YOUR FUCKING WORD? It's like you just got tired and couldn't muster the energy to do this shit. REALLY? You lazy whore. Damn.
Moving forward, the writing was in and of itself hard to read. I don't like cursive. I think it's stupid. *shrug* That's my opinion, and yeah yeah- opinions are like assholes and blah blah blah, but really. This handwriting sucks. And apparently, says "FUCK YOU!" to basic penmanship or whatever it would be called, as crossing the letter 't' nowadays is just TOO MUCH TO HANDLE... even though you did it already:
*headdesk* Just... *headesk* BUT WAIT FOR IT...
That says "Hornsby Steele"- that is not the word "Harnsby", just FYI... because it actually IS, but HARNSBY is non-existent. And "Allorney" is the fancy word for "laywer" where she's from I guess. I don't know. I just can't even look at this anymore. I'm going to Taco Bell to drown my frustration in liquid cheese. Happy Cinco de Mayo, bitches.
Me and my gigantic boobs thank you. When we need to threaten you again for entertainment, we will do so. I <3 your blog!
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