My Favorite Thing...

Today, I fucked shit up. FML. Really it wasn't SO bad. I just forgot to put a creditors meeting on the calendar so my boss wasn't present, clients were, she was an hour late... etc. So the court calls- "Where the fuck is bosslady?" Uh, on her way here.. "Well she had a creditors meeting at 10:30a." Shiiiiiiit. So I call her, say so sorry but get your ass to the office, throw the file at her and off she goes. At 11:42, via iChat, the following happened:

My Boss: There is another couple here who told me the Wilson's left and are talking to me like I know them. Do I have a mod on?
They look really familiar?
Me: i'm looking
fuck my ass
My Boss: what!
Me: i'm just looking. just pissed at myself.
nope
docket shows nothing
My Boss: who are they?

Seriously?
I have nothing to say about this. Nothing at fucking all.